It's My Birthday Today

I'm twenty-four! That's pretty old, so I'll probably be dead soon.

Anyway:



Uptown Magazine! Vicious and delicious! You're pretty savvy, so you know what's up.

Smoking is a bad idea, smoking around your children is a bad idea, and smoking around your children while you're also simultaneously operating heavy machinery is a combination of several bad ideas all rolled into one. Hey, grab a few beer while you're in there, too! Clearly you know what's best for your family.

Where was I? Ah, yes. A birthday! I'll need some cake.