As you can clearly see from the column in question, I've straight-up had it with this flu; I'm going to take my health into my own hands, specifically by curling my hands into fists and Burn Knuckling anything that raises my ire or suspicions. You've got to show those diseases who's boss! You'll get nothing but disrespect from them otherwise!
James Hope Howard is a currently-job-hunting Librarian, a current affairs panelist on 101.5 UMFM's Winnipeg Internet Pundits, a competitive gaming stream commentator for Chip Damage, and the reigning five-time Virtua Fighter 5: Final Showdown champion of Winnipeg. Plus other duties as assigned.
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