And sometimes I am not.
Like now.
If you, like me, were fool enough to go leafing through today's flyer distributed by the Real Canadian Superstore, then you have already encountered the particular object that I find myself concerned with.
An "Ab Relaxer".
Oh really.
"Ab Relaxer". Is that right.
For relaxing abs, you say. Mm-hmm. I see.
Because I am looking at this expensive product you are attempting to sell me and what I am seeing is a CHAIR
YOU MOTHERFUCKERS
THAT IS A CHAIR
YOU HAVE TAKEN THE TINY BUNGEE CORDS FROM THE TRUNK OF SOMEBODY'S CAR TO PUT THEM ON A LAWN CHAIR AND YOU WANT A HUNDRED DOLLARS OF MY MONEY
OF COURSE IT RELAXES YOUR ABS, YOU CONTEMPTIBLE SHITHEADS, IT IS A CHAIR
AARGH
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