Wednesday, February 14, 2007

The 49th Annual Grammy Awards Made Me Mad: A Postscript

Let nobody say that I am here exclusively to hinder. I am here to help!

And helpful beast that I am, I have come up with a solution to all of the problems plaguing the Grammys.

It is my honest and true belief that all ills of the Grammy Awards as we know them would be cured in one fell swoop if a long-term contract were hammered out to establish two new hosts for future telecasts -- two beloved and time-tested pop-culture icons known for their consistent entertainment value, honesty in evaluation of talent, and enduring popularity over decades of work.

The two potential hosts?

You know I'm right.

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