My mother had been out and about in Texas on a business trip for about a couple weeks; she returned home on Tuesday night.
She'd brought me back a souvenir from the trip, and I picked it up from her house last night -- a lucha libre mask, more specifically a mask modelled on that of the famed Mexican wrestler Ultimo Guerrero.
My mother loves me.
Between this and the Working Class Hero shirt, I'm well on my way to assembling a perfect crimefighting outfit! Mind you, I suppose I'm also going to need some superpowers or some really good guns -- but when I get 'em, oh man, crime had better watch the hell out!
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