Monday, April 07, 2008

Cornering the Market on Cottage Cheese

Hi, folks! I had seven hundred and fifty dollars' worth of dental surgery this morning! And I start at my new job tomorrow, which is apparently a terrible idea because anything that involves leaving my bed for the next three days is not in my best interests! How was your day?

I intend to get in some NHL playoff predictions before the first round begins, like I did last year, but that'll have to wait for now. (Spoilers: Boston dies.) For now, I'm going to be spending most of the rest of the day in bed -- spitting blood, mentally compiling a list of foods that don't require chewing, and setting my alarm clock to alert me whenever I can have more Advil.

Enjoy the weather! It's nice out!

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