Friday, April 18, 2008

It's My Birthday Today

I'm twenty-four! That's pretty old, so I'll probably be dead soon.

Anyway:



Uptown Magazine! Vicious and delicious! You're pretty savvy, so you know what's up.

Smoking is a bad idea, smoking around your children is a bad idea, and smoking around your children while you're also simultaneously operating heavy machinery is a combination of several bad ideas all rolled into one. Hey, grab a few beer while you're in there, too! Clearly you know what's best for your family.

Where was I? Ah, yes. A birthday! I'll need some cake.

2 comments:

Robin H. said...

I already said this today... But once again Happy Birthday good sir!

ohakubi said...

Many years ago today something grew inside of your mother...

That thing was you.

YOU.

YOU YOU YOU YOU.