I've already received questions about the tagline at the bottom of the article, so this is what I meant by the tongue reference. I would have sworn it was an iconic image, but apparently it's not iconic enough! I'm not cut out for iconography, I guess.
Actually, when I was writing that tagline, I had considered referencing the movie I.Q. instead -- but ultimately I reminded myself that A) nobody's going to get it or care, and B) I.Q. was an awful movie, what the hell, I ought to be ashamed of myself.
The Judeo-Christian god likes aliens better than he likes us! You heard it here second!
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