Tuesday, May 06, 2008

Son of the Return of This is How People Find Me

It's been a good couple of months since I last went through my site info and looked around at the search strings that lure in accidental visitors from far and wide; I can only assume that most of these people invariably left disappointed. I'm a pretty versatile dude, but really I wouldn't know where to even begin with some of these.

To wit:

-- pay to murder you
-- mpi not getting rebates
-- when will i get my insurance rebate from mpi?
-- ryan dinwiddie pictures
-- winnipeg jets paint hockey sticks
-- suggest nhl teams who will be in the quarter final
-- louis the lightning bug lyrics
-- baby fights for kissy the song
-- baby baby hesitate what song is that?
-- something made of wool sheep
-- free press jumble winnipeg
-- why is voter turnout in manitoba so low
-- winnipeg sticker graffiti
-- unicity & pirate
-- where's mcnally robinson in polo park
-- homemade bumper camera
-- white wine slurpee
-- chiropractor who did a lot of heavy thinking
-- bubble tea the moment winnipeg, manitoba
-- mattress dancer winnipeg
-- indoor heated poo sign
-- winnipeg service happy ending
-- wrestlers died watching horror movie
-- cheap cottage cheese in winnipeg

And, most importantly:

-- kern hill furniture nintendo ds

I can only sit and stare in stunned wonder at this collection of words, because taken together they form one of the greatest suggestions I've ever heard.



Kern-Hill Ganbaru!! Come On Down DS has to be the most magnificent gaming masterpiece that we will never get to play. I know nothing at all about programming or Nintendo DS homebrewing or much of anything really -- but if I did, I'm sure that this game above all others would be my crowning achievement. Alas! Alas. I'll have to think of something else.

2 comments:

cherenkov said...

You've got some pretty good ones there. Kicks my ass. The best I can do is something like
"anybody makes water slide in pakistan" or
"how can do i have to be to make minimum wage on tabaco field"

vidstudent said...

I can has Conference Finals preview?